Special Counsel Robert Mueller's 400-page report was supposed to tell us everything, but all we got was Attorney General William Barr's four-page summary, he said.
"That's like tuning in to see the new season of Game of Thrones and it's just Barr holding a sign that says, 'Dragons did some stuff.
Congress wants to see the "whole kit and colludal," too, especially after reports that Mueller's team is complaining that Barr whitewashed their report, Colbert said.
"That was in The New York Times, but it was also the cover story for No Duh!
Mr. President, he is going to grab you by the 1040s, and when you're a chairman, they let you do it.".
"In fairness to Trump, he probably is under audit," Trevor Noah said at The Daily Show.
"I mean, Trump's taxes are so dirty, the IRS probably has them in one of those contagion rooms from Outbreak. »