Or they’ll get shot first.

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Bombingofdresden on February 22nd, 2018 at 13:58 UTC »

Looks at beginning of year syllabus

“Supplies requested for classroom:

Glue stick Colored pencils Loose leaf paper Crayons 9mm rounds”

Mr_Spade on February 22nd, 2018 at 14:49 UTC »

NYPD has a 18% Hit rate in active fire situations, and they go through very extensive firearms training.

But I'm sure your average Math teacher is John Wick in disguise anyways, so that's okay.

iiHasCookies on February 22nd, 2018 at 16:12 UTC »

My teachers can barely get the smart board calibrated most of the time

Edit: A smartboard is basically a giant monitor you can write on with a stylus pen