You should download the original patent and hang it up in a picture frame next to the toilet paper to assert dominance. Carry out operation Clockwise at your own risk.
OK imagine the worst. You've had a blowout and your finger has blown through the toilet paper at extreme speed. You have experienced an unauthorized finger in/on your anus. Now you will naturally want some toilet paper to resolve this issue and finish the job. You reach for some more paper and smear shit on the wall because your spouse is a savage. Good job!
johngettler on September 24th, 2023 at 09:54 UTC »
Good: People who always hang it off the front. Bad: People who always hang it off the back. Fucking Insane: People who randomly hang it either way and don’t even see the difference.
random_encounters42 on September 24th, 2023 at 08:41 UTC »
You should download the original patent and hang it up in a picture frame next to the toilet paper to assert dominance. Carry out operation Clockwise at your own risk.
FandomMenace on September 24th, 2023 at 08:52 UTC »
OK imagine the worst. You've had a blowout and your finger has blown through the toilet paper at extreme speed. You have experienced an unauthorized finger in/on your anus. Now you will naturally want some toilet paper to resolve this issue and finish the job. You reach for some more paper and smear shit on the wall because your spouse is a savage. Good job!
johngettler on September 24th, 2023 at 09:54 UTC »
Good: People who always hang it off the front. Bad: People who always hang it off the back. Fucking Insane: People who randomly hang it either way and don’t even see the difference.