You laugh now, OP, but when you take down that ritz box and see what's inside, BAM, surprise divorce papers.
Unrecycled Ritz cracker boxes are the number two cause of divorce in the US, only second to incorrect TP roll placement. You'll be shitting, reach for the TP, and suddenly divorce papers crawl out of the john and into your anus. You've been warned.
SinisterYear on January 28th, 2023 at 15:10 UTC »
You laugh now, OP, but when you take down that ritz box and see what's inside, BAM, surprise divorce papers.
Unrecycled Ritz cracker boxes are the number two cause of divorce in the US, only second to incorrect TP roll placement. You'll be shitting, reach for the TP, and suddenly divorce papers crawl out of the john and into your anus. You've been warned.
honeycomb286 on January 28th, 2023 at 16:07 UTC »
I just wanna know what’s going to happen when the water cooler needs refilling…
dmomo on January 28th, 2023 at 16:25 UTC »
Once the dust settles you need to create a rule that whoever puts a box in recycling has to flatten it at that time.