Shortly after 9/11 a girl i was seeing at the time gave me a roll of bin laden toilet paper.
I just chuckled, and threw it in the cabinet with the regular toilet paper. My roommate at the time, was insane with how much toilet paper we kept on hand. I'm talking like an entire bathroom vanity PACKED with it, probably something like 2 or 3 of those big toilet paper packages you get at costco or the like.
Anyway, a couple of years later he moves out, and having to worry about toilet paper supply is so far removed from my mind at this point, i completely forget that i need to buy more eventually. His stock lasted me probably a year, not exagerating.
Finally one day I run out of tp, at the worst possible time. The only thing i have left is like 5 year old bin laden toilet paper. Sucks to be you Osama.
Now, aside from them not using quality toilet paper for a gag gift, they don't use quality ink apparently. Needless to say, after a messy #2, the last thing you need is black ink all over your hands, ass, etc. I think i do a good and normal of a job wiping my ass as the next guy, but the outcome was i looked like i got into a fight with a guy holding a sharpee, and lost. Like, how did ink get THERE just from wiping my ass?
It also did not wash out easily. I pretty much scrubbed myself in the shower raw, but still had black on me for a few showers.
Not to mention the rash in a place you don't want to get it.
I hate Bin Laden more for that toilet paper, than i do 9/11, and i lived in lower manhattan and worked literally across the street from the world trade center.
mancmagic on October 21st, 2022 at 12:00 UTC »
Can’t believe it says “dump on Donald “ and not “dump on Trump”
mxt920 on October 21st, 2022 at 13:24 UTC »
I put my asshole through a lot, but this is just cruel.
Linenoise77 on October 21st, 2022 at 14:47 UTC »
Shortly after 9/11 a girl i was seeing at the time gave me a roll of bin laden toilet paper.
I just chuckled, and threw it in the cabinet with the regular toilet paper. My roommate at the time, was insane with how much toilet paper we kept on hand. I'm talking like an entire bathroom vanity PACKED with it, probably something like 2 or 3 of those big toilet paper packages you get at costco or the like.
Anyway, a couple of years later he moves out, and having to worry about toilet paper supply is so far removed from my mind at this point, i completely forget that i need to buy more eventually. His stock lasted me probably a year, not exagerating.
Finally one day I run out of tp, at the worst possible time. The only thing i have left is like 5 year old bin laden toilet paper. Sucks to be you Osama.
Now, aside from them not using quality toilet paper for a gag gift, they don't use quality ink apparently. Needless to say, after a messy #2, the last thing you need is black ink all over your hands, ass, etc. I think i do a good and normal of a job wiping my ass as the next guy, but the outcome was i looked like i got into a fight with a guy holding a sharpee, and lost. Like, how did ink get THERE just from wiping my ass?
It also did not wash out easily. I pretty much scrubbed myself in the shower raw, but still had black on me for a few showers.
Not to mention the rash in a place you don't want to get it.
I hate Bin Laden more for that toilet paper, than i do 9/11, and i lived in lower manhattan and worked literally across the street from the world trade center.