GOP Lawmaker Likens Human Women to Sea Turtles to Explain Why They Don’t Deserve Rights

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As you’ve probably heard by now, within the next few months, the Supreme Court is expected to overturn Roe v. Wade, ending the national right to an abortion. If that happens, the medical procedure will very likely be severely restricted or just outright banned in about half the country. A lot of people are extremely upset about this because, among other things, they think the government should not get to treat 50% of the population like second-class citizens, and that pregnant people should be allowed to decide what to do with their own bodies, just like men can decide to, say, have a vasectomy without a bunch of elected officials weighing in.

Yet somehow Montana senator Steve Daines doesn’t seem to understand why anyone would be griping about the catastrophic, dystopian situation that is about to befall women in the U.S. In fact, Daines appears to think he’s figured out a huge “gotcha” when it comes to liberals who want to ensure women have control of their own bodies: that “the left” cares more about the eggs of certain reptiles and birds than it does about human women’s eggs. Seriously.

Speaking on the Senate floor Tuesday, Daines opined: “If you were to take or destroy the eggs of a sea turtle—now I said the eggs, not the hatchlings that’s also a penalty but the eggs—the criminal penalties are severe: up to a $100,000 fine and a year in prison. Now why? Why do we have laws in place that protect the eggs of a sea turtle or the eggs of eagles? Because, when you destroy an egg, you’re killing a preborn baby sea turtle or preborn baby eagle. Yet when it comes to a preborn human baby, rather than a sea turtle, that baby will be stripped of all protections in all 50 states, under the Democrats’ bill that we’ll be voting on tomorrow. Is that what the America the left wants?” (Daines was referring to the Women’s Health Protection Act, legislation that would codify the constitutional right to an abortion into federal law, which the Senate failed to pass on Wednesday.)

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Curiously, at no point in this speech lamenting that human women have too many rights compared to reptiles and birds, did Daines—who actually loves killing living things—acknowledge that humans do not lay eggs, that human embryos stay inside the mother until they are born, and that people are not endangered species. Nor did he get into the details of “the America” that he wants, wherein the victims of incest and rape would be forced to give birth to their attacker’s child.

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OssiansFolly on May 17th, 2022 at 12:34 UTC »

If the father turtle or mother turtle destroy eggs, do we have laws to imprison them? If a panda has two cubs and abandons one because it doesn't feel it can feed and care for two cubs, do we give that panda the death penalty under human law?

Sit down and shut up you worthless skin bag.

itemNineExists on May 17th, 2022 at 11:08 UTC »

What a jackass. An argument that doesn't stand up to a light breeze of scrutiny.

Gee, why should the eggs of endangered species be protected? It MUST be because it's a life.

That's why it's also illegal to destroy fertilized CHICKEN EGGS, right?

They really are that dumb, and they think we are too.

black_flag_4ever on May 17th, 2022 at 11:05 UTC »

Wow, he made a poster for it and everything. I thought maybe he just said something stupid while rambling on the Senate floor, but this idiocy was actually planned out.