When I was a kid, the people a few houses down had a small pond with two swans. If you do not know the terror of being chased by a swan, with that insane wingspan flapping and the swan honking like a fog horn, we’ll……it’s just terrifying, especially for a kid. I was never caught, but I’ve seen a few people get their ass kicked by a swan. They are as graceful as they are jerks. You can grab a goose by the neck, if attacked. If you try to grab a swan, you risk serious injury and humiliation. Good times.
GordonSemen on January 21st, 2022 at 12:17 UTC »
Swans are assholes. I’m glad she saved him though.
Musicguy1982 on January 21st, 2022 at 12:26 UTC »
Björk wore it better
hotmoltenlava on January 21st, 2022 at 14:07 UTC »
When I was a kid, the people a few houses down had a small pond with two swans. If you do not know the terror of being chased by a swan, with that insane wingspan flapping and the swan honking like a fog horn, we’ll……it’s just terrifying, especially for a kid. I was never caught, but I’ve seen a few people get their ass kicked by a swan. They are as graceful as they are jerks. You can grab a goose by the neck, if attacked. If you try to grab a swan, you risk serious injury and humiliation. Good times.