MattyFTW79 on January 20th, 2022 at 01:09 UTC »
It looks like a suicide but I suspect it might be murder.
RamsesThePigeon on January 20th, 2022 at 01:34 UTC »
ALERT!
"Ugh, why did I set my smartphone to get these messages?"
"No, you aren't! You're just on a step! Stop being so dramatic!"
"Jesus Christ, you're very slightly stuck beneath a cabinet."
"Oh, what, did someone spill some water on you?"
"I swear, if you... huh. You fell in the pool. That's... different."
Archibald_80 on January 20th, 2022 at 04:28 UTC »
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MattyFTW79 on January 20th, 2022 at 01:09 UTC »
It looks like a suicide but I suspect it might be murder.
RamsesThePigeon on January 20th, 2022 at 01:34 UTC »
ALERT!
"Ugh, why did I set my smartphone to get these messages?"
VACUUM IS STRANDED ON A CLIFF!"No, you aren't! You're just on a step! Stop being so dramatic!"
ALERT! VACUUM IS WEDGED IN A CREVICE!"Jesus Christ, you're very slightly stuck beneath a cabinet."
ALERT! VACUUM HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO THE ICY DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN!"Oh, what, did someone spill some water on you?"
VACUUM'S LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE ITS EYES!"I swear, if you... huh. You fell in the pool. That's... different."
VACUUM WILL DO A HANDSTAND NOW.Archibald_80 on January 20th, 2022 at 04:28 UTC »
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