I'm 38 now but when I was in 4th or 5th grade, my parents sent me to my grandparents apartment and in my boredom I was looking at my grandma's magazines. I found a Vogue magazine and there was this full page photo of Cindy Crawford, nude, with a huge snake wrapped around her covering her breasts and crotch. Come to think of it, it might have been a Got Milk? ad. Anyone know the photo? Anyways this was a jackpot for me, she was my first celebrity crush, so I ripped out the page and took it home, and then took it to school the next day to show my friends. I got caught by one of the cafeteria staff showing the page to my friends at our lunch table, they took it from me, sent me to the principals office, called my mom, made a whole ordeal out of it. Got in trouble with my parents for stealing the picture from the magazine, got in trouble at school for having smut and showing it to my peers, lost my Cindy almost nudie pic, and had to do a bunch of yard work for my grandparents as punishment. All in all it was worth it, she's a beautiful woman and that picture was super hot.
MahatmaGandamnit on September 8th, 2021 at 01:58 UTC »
Fun fact: when she was trying to get started in modeling, an agency told her to have her birth mark removed. Which she, thankfully, didn't do.
wanebrady on September 8th, 2021 at 02:33 UTC »
I get some retouching is necessary for brightness and color but blurring her knees out to a uni-leg? I'm sure there more but I'm on my phone.
r/instagramreality stuff here
gurrimandy on September 8th, 2021 at 08:39 UTC »
I'm 38 now but when I was in 4th or 5th grade, my parents sent me to my grandparents apartment and in my boredom I was looking at my grandma's magazines. I found a Vogue magazine and there was this full page photo of Cindy Crawford, nude, with a huge snake wrapped around her covering her breasts and crotch. Come to think of it, it might have been a Got Milk? ad. Anyone know the photo? Anyways this was a jackpot for me, she was my first celebrity crush, so I ripped out the page and took it home, and then took it to school the next day to show my friends. I got caught by one of the cafeteria staff showing the page to my friends at our lunch table, they took it from me, sent me to the principals office, called my mom, made a whole ordeal out of it. Got in trouble with my parents for stealing the picture from the magazine, got in trouble at school for having smut and showing it to my peers, lost my Cindy almost nudie pic, and had to do a bunch of yard work for my grandparents as punishment. All in all it was worth it, she's a beautiful woman and that picture was super hot.