Pippin is the true hero of middle earth, if not the earthly version of Illuvatar himself to help the lads out when they need it.
If he had not awoken the army and balrog within Moria, we would never have had Gandalf power up in time to slap sense into Thèoden
And we ofc also only know of saurons plans on attacking minas tirith because our main man, Pippin by his foolishness had phone sex with Sauron himself..
How his actions seems to be dumb luck more than anything, is why we can clearly see its Illuvatar himself.. That fucker has a weird way of effecting Arda.
The cunt even caused Gollum to fall down into the fires of Mount doom by pushing him in more or less.
LFChristopher on June 9th, 2021 at 11:09 UTC »
Okay that's actually pretty funny
HyggetEU on June 9th, 2021 at 12:41 UTC »
Pippin is the true hero of middle earth, if not the earthly version of Illuvatar himself to help the lads out when they need it.
If he had not awoken the army and balrog within Moria, we would never have had Gandalf power up in time to slap sense into Thèoden
And we ofc also only know of saurons plans on attacking minas tirith because our main man, Pippin by his foolishness had phone sex with Sauron himself..
How his actions seems to be dumb luck more than anything, is why we can clearly see its Illuvatar himself.. That fucker has a weird way of effecting Arda.
The cunt even caused Gollum to fall down into the fires of Mount doom by pushing him in more or less.
ShipsRat on June 9th, 2021 at 13:07 UTC »
Could someone explain why he couldn't go there ?