In the Soviet Union, my babuska endured some of the hardest tragedies imaginable. The red army took and murdered some of her family members. The Bolshevik army was brutal. Her own mother was killed from starvation. Before my mother was taken by the KGB, she told me: “Rebenok, don’t ever forget me. I want you to live everyday like it was your last.” She cried and held me that night. And then she looked me straight in the eyes and said: “I will be passing you the family secret Ants on a Log recipe that’s been in our family for generations.” It starts with a celery stick.
You can thank google for those 500 word posts before every recipe. Turns out just posting a clean and concise list of ingredients and steps gets you a terrible page ranking. So as part of their SEO, any serious cooking website has learned to put a 500 word preamble to improve their search results.
pauseitron_ on January 17th, 2021 at 19:37 UTC »
tf? tell us the whole fucking recipe Ted
Holmes02 on January 17th, 2021 at 20:54 UTC »
In the Soviet Union, my babuska endured some of the hardest tragedies imaginable. The red army took and murdered some of her family members. The Bolshevik army was brutal. Her own mother was killed from starvation. Before my mother was taken by the KGB, she told me: “Rebenok, don’t ever forget me. I want you to live everyday like it was your last.” She cried and held me that night. And then she looked me straight in the eyes and said: “I will be passing you the family secret Ants on a Log recipe that’s been in our family for generations.” It starts with a celery stick.
DarkYendor on January 17th, 2021 at 21:17 UTC »
You can thank google for those 500 word posts before every recipe. Turns out just posting a clean and concise list of ingredients and steps gets you a terrible page ranking. So as part of their SEO, any serious cooking website has learned to put a 500 word preamble to improve their search results.