Get the fuck out, Dennis

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HarrargnNarg on December 15th, 2020 at 18:25 UTC »

Whatever Dennis did, it definitely made an impression

TiedMyDickInAKnot on December 15th, 2020 at 18:49 UTC »

Now I’m picturing an immortal bar owner with a photographic memory and a list of asinine rules that he uses to ban patrons for life.

...brb... Adapting this into a pilot tv episode...

Edit: I’ve never written a screen play, but the fact that this has a lot of upvotes is making me think I should make this a reality...

sexi_squidward on December 15th, 2020 at 19:03 UTC »

My dad and his best friend use to party hard in the late 70s/80s. Apparently every bar in SW Philly knew who they were. They once traveled out to Bumblefuck, Ohio to hang out with our cousin and they stepped into a bar there and some random ass dude who they didn't even recognize shouted "IT'S MY PHILLY BOYS!!! ELMO AND CHONGO!!! (their nicknames back in the day)" and proceeded to buy them drinks and everything.