They made my great-great-grandfather play golf until his hands bled, just because it was fashionable to have a straight man playing golf at brunch. The barbarity of antebellum San Francisco knew no bounds.
Everyone knows the Gay Wars was about states' rights. Owning cishets was just a coincidence but it all went downhill after we passed the Three-Fifths Compromise and considered fashionable straights as 60% fabulous. They've demanded to be softbois and queens ever since.
OMGSPACERUSSIA on December 3rd, 2020 at 05:08 UTC »
They made my great-great-grandfather play golf until his hands bled, just because it was fashionable to have a straight man playing golf at brunch. The barbarity of antebellum San Francisco knew no bounds.
TheTiltedStraight on December 3rd, 2020 at 05:09 UTC »
I still have PTSD from the glitter bombs and rainbow cannons
VisualKeiKei on December 3rd, 2020 at 05:14 UTC »
Everyone knows the Gay Wars was about states' rights. Owning cishets was just a coincidence but it all went downhill after we passed the Three-Fifths Compromise and considered fashionable straights as 60% fabulous. They've demanded to be softbois and queens ever since.