Her name is Tracy Kiss. The following is copied from her website:
"As with any fresh produce, semen is best served and consumed as soon after production as possible, however if you wish to store it then it can be kept in the fridge for 24hrs but will lose its texture and viscosity with time.
Should you wish to stockpile semen for longterm consumption then storing it in the freezer is a suitable method to preserve its nutritional and health benefits. With an average production being the amount of a teaspoon, storing semen in ice cube trays in individual portions is a quick and convenient way to keep your daily dose at hand.
You can use frozen semen as ice cubes in a cold drink, added to a smoothie to disguise the flavour or simply as a frozen refreshment in place of an ice lolly."
RampantLion757 on July 27th, 2020 at 07:04 UTC »
I mean as long as my penis is free range and she extracts my semen humanely. I'd be okay with this.
taleteller521 on July 27th, 2020 at 07:09 UTC »
Eggplant emoji makes a lot more sense now.
Kernowl on July 27th, 2020 at 10:05 UTC »
I thought this was fake but it's not!
Her name is Tracy Kiss. The following is copied from her website:
"As with any fresh produce, semen is best served and consumed as soon after production as possible, however if you wish to store it then it can be kept in the fridge for 24hrs but will lose its texture and viscosity with time.
Should you wish to stockpile semen for longterm consumption then storing it in the freezer is a suitable method to preserve its nutritional and health benefits. With an average production being the amount of a teaspoon, storing semen in ice cube trays in individual portions is a quick and convenient way to keep your daily dose at hand.
You can use frozen semen as ice cubes in a cold drink, added to a smoothie to disguise the flavour or simply as a frozen refreshment in place of an ice lolly."
Fucking mental!