shutyomouth101 on June 29th, 2020 at 23:13 UTC »
Water is my favorite drink tho.
veqonja on June 29th, 2020 at 23:17 UTC »
Imagine you're on your date and bitch whips out a phone and says "im gonna expose you for not earning enough money"
Chingparr on June 30th, 2020 at 00:01 UTC »
Reminds me of a girl I matched with on Tinder that suggested that our first date be at the most expensive restaurant in town. (Cheapest item on the menu costs $27)
I said, and I quote: "Let's do something quick, like coffee or a drink at a bar first, then we can talk fancy dinners if we like each other."
unmatched. Bullet dodged.