I was working in an IT shop a while ago and I had an old woman who insisted she wanted to buy google. Every time I tried to explain that wasn't what she really wanted she would interrupt me and make sure I knew that is what she wanted. She heard it was the best, and she always bought the best.
Finally I told her that there were two real problems, the first of which was that I was unable to sell her google personally. The second was that last I checked google was priced over a billion dollars. She seemed quite taken aback at this second part, so I stepped in with my secret weapon. I told her that there was actually a really neat workaround where she could purchase internet service for $20/mo and she would be able to just use google for free.
She seemed really appreciative, but loudly wondered who in the world would try and buy google when you could just use it for free like that.
hgb123doremi on June 26th, 2020 at 20:30 UTC »
69.95 to count your steps... what number are you waiting for? forrest gump didnt have a fit bit and look how much better he did
bob_dobbs507 on June 26th, 2020 at 20:32 UTC »
Both are bad deals. I just took mine off of one of the bodies
mochacho on June 26th, 2020 at 22:11 UTC »
I was working in an IT shop a while ago and I had an old woman who insisted she wanted to buy google. Every time I tried to explain that wasn't what she really wanted she would interrupt me and make sure I knew that is what she wanted. She heard it was the best, and she always bought the best.
Finally I told her that there were two real problems, the first of which was that I was unable to sell her google personally. The second was that last I checked google was priced over a billion dollars. She seemed quite taken aback at this second part, so I stepped in with my secret weapon. I told her that there was actually a really neat workaround where she could purchase internet service for $20/mo and she would be able to just use google for free.
She seemed really appreciative, but loudly wondered who in the world would try and buy google when you could just use it for free like that.
I don't know lady, I don't know.