Chaslain on June 22nd, 2020 at 21:45 UTC »
Dodged a bullet there
KeepGettingBannedSMH on June 22nd, 2020 at 23:23 UTC »
If you can't handle me at my holy guacamole, you don't deserve me at my bravo avocado.
BashfulTurtle on June 23rd, 2020 at 00:16 UTC »
One time a girl told me she liked my shirt and wanted to see it on her floor at a frat party.
Naturally, I said “thanks, my mom got it for me” as a joke.
She took it seriously and told me, “that’s fucking lame I’m telling your friends how lame you are.”
And then she walked awaaaaay
But yeah my mom totally got it for me
Chaslain on June 22nd, 2020 at 21:45 UTC »
Dodged a bullet there
KeepGettingBannedSMH on June 22nd, 2020 at 23:23 UTC »
If you can't handle me at my holy guacamole, you don't deserve me at my bravo avocado.
BashfulTurtle on June 23rd, 2020 at 00:16 UTC »
One time a girl told me she liked my shirt and wanted to see it on her floor at a frat party.
Naturally, I said “thanks, my mom got it for me” as a joke.
She took it seriously and told me, “that’s fucking lame I’m telling your friends how lame you are.”
And then she walked awaaaaay
But yeah my mom totally got it for me