“Suppose the Bible they hand you to swear on is upside down, or backward, or both, and you swear to tell the truth on an upside down, backward Bible, would that count?
Suppose the Bible they hand you is an old Bible and half of the pages are missing. Suppose they hand you a Chinese Bible in an American court, or a Braille Bible and you’re not blind?
Suppose they hand you an upside-down, backward, Chinese-Braille Bible with half of the pages missing?”
stumpdawg on June 2nd, 2020 at 18:29 UTC »
Is that your bible?
It's A bible *sniggers*
notfromvenus42 on June 2nd, 2020 at 18:52 UTC »
They did even without that lol. The fact that he's black and not a fundamentalist was enough evidence for them.
DrBigsKimble on June 2nd, 2020 at 20:45 UTC »
From George Carlin:
“Suppose the Bible they hand you to swear on is upside down, or backward, or both, and you swear to tell the truth on an upside down, backward Bible, would that count?
Suppose the Bible they hand you is an old Bible and half of the pages are missing. Suppose they hand you a Chinese Bible in an American court, or a Braille Bible and you’re not blind?
Suppose they hand you an upside-down, backward, Chinese-Braille Bible with half of the pages missing?”