This reminds me of work. There’s this asshole manager at my job. I work for a help desk.
If our work notes don’t have any troubleshooting steps listed, he sends the ticket back To us to correct it. Even if someone makes a ticket that says “this location needs a new walkie talkie as theirs fell in the toilet”
It’s obviously broken. It has Water damage. This cunt manager will still put in all caps “NO TROUBLESHOOTING LISTED!!!!!!!! HELP DESK NEEDS TO TROUBLESHOOT BEFORE ESCALATING!!!!!!!”
So I started being a really extra smart ass on my tickets.
“Walkie talkie broken. Fell in the toilet. Instructed caller to disassemble the unit, go to the nearest fabrication shop, pay out of pocket to replace the circuit board on the Walkie talkie. Caller was not happy with these instructions and demanded to speak to my supervisor. Supervisor also instructed caller that she would need to troubleshoot the headset before we can replace it. He advised her to get two aluminum cans and run a piece of string through them. Management team can carry those around The store to communicate while they wait for wish.com to ship them their new PCB for the Walkie talkie. Will follow up with caller to provide instructions on where to solder 3 gauge wires when pcb arrives”
withoutprivacy on May 26th, 2020 at 02:54 UTC »
This reminds me of work. There’s this asshole manager at my job. I work for a help desk.
If our work notes don’t have any troubleshooting steps listed, he sends the ticket back To us to correct it. Even if someone makes a ticket that says “this location needs a new walkie talkie as theirs fell in the toilet”
It’s obviously broken. It has Water damage. This cunt manager will still put in all caps “NO TROUBLESHOOTING LISTED!!!!!!!! HELP DESK NEEDS TO TROUBLESHOOT BEFORE ESCALATING!!!!!!!”
So I started being a really extra smart ass on my tickets.
“Walkie talkie broken. Fell in the toilet. Instructed caller to disassemble the unit, go to the nearest fabrication shop, pay out of pocket to replace the circuit board on the Walkie talkie. Caller was not happy with these instructions and demanded to speak to my supervisor. Supervisor also instructed caller that she would need to troubleshoot the headset before we can replace it. He advised her to get two aluminum cans and run a piece of string through them. Management team can carry those around The store to communicate while they wait for wish.com to ship them their new PCB for the Walkie talkie. Will follow up with caller to provide instructions on where to solder 3 gauge wires when pcb arrives”
I got written up.
Leo_Chen_zy on May 26th, 2020 at 03:14 UTC »
He might have ordered nothingness.
ploplo3876 on May 26th, 2020 at 04:56 UTC »
I mean what are are you supposed to do