They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks.

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Denny_204 on May 21st, 2020 at 17:39 UTC »

You can't take rock movers work. Union rules

Mershiando on May 21st, 2020 at 18:37 UTC »

When that rock starts growing you’re going to be some trouble.

CurlSagan on May 21st, 2020 at 18:43 UTC »

Plumber: "Hey Bob I'm gonna need that boulder moved by next week."

Foreman: "Yeah no problem."

A week passes...

Plumber: "Hey Bob. I still need that boulder moved by Friday and a trench dug."

Foreman: "Oh sorry. Sure, no problem. I'll get someone on it."

Thursday morning...

Plumber: "Bob... that boulder. The trench? Seriously, I need it gone by tomorrow."

Foreman: "Right. Yeah. It's on the list of stuff to do before the end of the day."

Plumber: "Good, because tomorrow is my last day on this project..."

Foreman: "It'll get done. Don't worry about it. Sheesh."

Friday, 4:30 PM...

Foreman: "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME FIRST?"

Fin.