How to save turtles crossing the road.

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barleyhogg1 on May 17th, 2020 at 16:33 UTC »

For snappers...extra bitey doesn't quite cover it. I wouldn't recommend grabbing their back legs as many of them have a neck nearly long enough to get you anyway.

Spudcakes420 on May 17th, 2020 at 16:57 UTC »

DONT TOUCH SNAPPERS AT ALL. Poke them with a stick (gently) until they go away.

Snappers could eat their own asshole if they wanted. Serious, no touch.

VergeThySinus on May 17th, 2020 at 17:01 UTC »

The snapping turtle saying "Zoom" at the end is low-key cracking me up. Last time I saw one of those fellas, I nicknamed him Fred and had to take him to a wildlife rescue center because he had a bloody hind leg that might've been broken, and a small crack in his shell. Fred was a mean ol bastard and he nearly bit me twice, but he was probably scared as hell so I can't blame him.