p1um5mu991er on May 10th, 2020 at 09:39 UTC »
And take your damn shoes off, Mom
Engedie on May 10th, 2020 at 09:42 UTC »
Mother: How dare you I'm your MOM
Him: Without me you weren't a mom anyway
gigglefarting on May 10th, 2020 at 12:16 UTC »
I remember one of the first times I came back from college my mom was going to try to ground me or something. I said something along the lines of “you want me here more than I want to be here. I’ll just go back to school.”
She hasn’t tried grounding me since.
p1um5mu991er on May 10th, 2020 at 09:39 UTC »
And take your damn shoes off, Mom
Engedie on May 10th, 2020 at 09:42 UTC »
Mother: How dare you I'm your MOM
Him: Without me you weren't a mom anyway
gigglefarting on May 10th, 2020 at 12:16 UTC »
I remember one of the first times I came back from college my mom was going to try to ground me or something. I said something along the lines of “you want me here more than I want to be here. I’ll just go back to school.”
She hasn’t tried grounding me since.