They're not wrong, just weirdly accurate

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Assadistpig123 on April 10th, 2020 at 14:00 UTC »

I literally knew this person, exactly like this minus the rats (I hope).

Had a friend in New York who was always consistently broke, but could afford a pack a day of camel crushes and a remarkably robust coke habit.

Always “I got the next round”, but then when people where finishing their drinks he’d sneak off to the bathroom.

Dude needs help. Hope he got it, but I’m doubtful.

Edit: Now that I’m thinking about it, that jackalope was probably doing lines in the bathroom as well as dodging the next round. What a goober

thebrandedman on April 10th, 2020 at 14:09 UTC »

You leave my rats out of this.

NinjaEnt on April 10th, 2020 at 14:31 UTC »

I actually think cocaine might be a cheaper habit than cigarettes in NYC.