Thank you for being a madlad

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cyXie on March 12nd, 2020 at 16:15 UTC »

“Are you interested in fitness?” “Yeah, fitness jar of pickles in my mouth.”

Vantas51 on March 12nd, 2020 at 16:19 UTC »

Fitness isn't just a hobby, it's a lifestyle

gofigure85 on March 12nd, 2020 at 18:57 UTC »

Even though I'm pathetically weak in 99% of situations, my one superpower is I can open any jar.

It can be a double edge sword though. My dad was struggling with a jar nearly bursting a vein, then after begrudgingly handing it to me, I opened it immediately.

I could see a little piece of his soul just flutter away, like a moth with a hurt wing.