I've got a good one! After coming home from work one evening it became increasingly evident that my girlfriend at the time was angry so I asked her what was wrong. She said nothing as one would assume. I told her whenever she was ready to let me know what was wrong that I'd be ready to hear it, but that she wasn't doing a very good job of hiding that she was angry. After that she went to our room and I watched some TV. About an hour later she came out of our room to tell me I knew what I'd done. At this point I wasn't even certain she was angry at me so this was a bit surprising. I told her I honestly didn't have any idea what I'd done, but if she told me we could talk about it. Turns out she thought I was being sarcastic when I told her her make-up looked pretty when I got home (she had done something different with her eye shadow). So we got in a fight about how I actually thought she looked pretty and I wasn't making a snide underhanded comment. But don't worry she totally destroyed my life and broke up with me like 6 months later and I'm still really hung up about it so it all worked out in the end.
Concord78 on March 6th, 2020 at 18:51 UTC »
She should “relax”
5olara on March 6th, 2020 at 18:55 UTC »
The more oblivious you are the madder they get.
Buddy_Velvet on March 6th, 2020 at 21:57 UTC »
I've got a good one! After coming home from work one evening it became increasingly evident that my girlfriend at the time was angry so I asked her what was wrong. She said nothing as one would assume. I told her whenever she was ready to let me know what was wrong that I'd be ready to hear it, but that she wasn't doing a very good job of hiding that she was angry. After that she went to our room and I watched some TV. About an hour later she came out of our room to tell me I knew what I'd done. At this point I wasn't even certain she was angry at me so this was a bit surprising. I told her I honestly didn't have any idea what I'd done, but if she told me we could talk about it. Turns out she thought I was being sarcastic when I told her her make-up looked pretty when I got home (she had done something different with her eye shadow). So we got in a fight about how I actually thought she looked pretty and I wasn't making a snide underhanded comment. But don't worry she totally destroyed my life and broke up with me like 6 months later and I'm still really hung up about it so it all worked out in the end.