I coughed and held it in right when my license picture was taken. The lady would NOT retake the picture, so I've been carrying an ID for years that makes me look like I was at least 300 lbs at the time of the picture. On the good (or bad) side, I do get a fair amount of weight loss compliments when I have to show it to people. "You really have trimmed up since this picture!" No, I'm just not catching a cough with my cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk right now.......
MOS95B on March 4th, 2020 at 14:46 UTC »
I finally figured out why all my ID pictures look so bad
It's my face
glasspheasant on March 4th, 2020 at 15:28 UTC »
I coughed and held it in right when my license picture was taken. The lady would NOT retake the picture, so I've been carrying an ID for years that makes me look like I was at least 300 lbs at the time of the picture. On the good (or bad) side, I do get a fair amount of weight loss compliments when I have to show it to people. "You really have trimmed up since this picture!" No, I'm just not catching a cough with my cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk right now.......
EmergencyExitSandman on March 4th, 2020 at 16:02 UTC »
Whenever you’re pulled over or getting carded just stare off into the distance