anon's bus ride

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Johnnadawearsglasses on February 27th, 2020 at 13:00 UTC »

We had a British exchange student (Simon) in my high school

It was a really poor school full of white trash and poor black kids

One day, Simon said - Why am I here? Everyone is so poor

So one day he was cornered in the bathroom, and two kids picked him up and dunked his head in the toilet

One other kid started flushing the toilet while his head was in it, yelling “Simon says, fuck you up”

xUNIFIx on February 27th, 2020 at 14:23 UTC »

Had a girl from Azerbaijan come to my hs. She was the daughter of some minister of something but she was really timid and meek.

I’ll never forget study hall we had together when she asked me “how do you say this word?”

The word was “Mississippi” so I say it.

She just looks at me and goes “so many s”

SirHigglesthefoul on February 27th, 2020 at 15:14 UTC »

My girlfriend had an Austrian exchange student in her class who could not comprehend why the school didnt let him bring his bottle of jaeger to class.

He also thought it was acceptable to almost pit maneuver cars because that's what his dad did to get people out of his way on the highway.