D: "Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?" Me: "I dunno." D: "So they can hide in cherry trees!" M: "Elephants don't hide in cherry trees. " D: "Yes they do, see it's working." M: "I don't understand"
This sent on for years before I finally got the joke.
fubes2000 on February 24th, 2020 at 10:07 UTC »
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IamSortaShy on February 24th, 2020 at 11:56 UTC »
One of my dad favorite jokes was:
D: "Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?" Me: "I dunno." D: "So they can hide in cherry trees!" M: "Elephants don't hide in cherry trees. " D: "Yes they do, see it's working." M: "I don't understand"
This sent on for years before I finally got the joke.
I was not a bright child.