oh dear mom

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lordnickcage on February 20th, 2020 at 22:56 UTC »

My dad did almost this exact same thing to me the night after I came home from a trip one time except I was upstairs sleeping. He didn't even check, he just assumed I never came home because I was kidnapped at the airport or something.

Edit: I should mention that I was also in my early twenties

coolfishes on February 21st, 2020 at 00:25 UTC »

I once woke up to like 10 missed calls, some voicemails, and a stream of texts from my mom from throughout the night.

I was literally sleeping in my room the whole time. She said she checked but didn't see me sleeping in my bed (I was under the covers).

GutShotRunningGin on February 21st, 2020 at 00:43 UTC »

My dad called me at 5am once and bitched me out for not being home yet, and I was like, “I’m in my bed and you woke me up.” He then walked into my room, still on the phone and said, “oh. Well, I didn’t see your car in the driveway.”