It’s funny because it’s true

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TheSaltyViking on February 12nd, 2020 at 22:36 UTC »

And if you get an interviue then talk about the stuff in your resume that you also filled out in the next page

Soldierman2020 on February 12nd, 2020 at 22:46 UTC »

Because diamonds have no value and is a result from a massive advertising scheme from the early 20th century. They are quite common just like many other gems.

notstephanie on February 13rd, 2020 at 00:09 UTC »

I’m a millennial and I work in digital marketing. I used to have a jeweler as a client. They were UNBELIEVABLY expensive. Their stuff was quality but they made Tiffany look affordable.

They wanted to appeal to millennials and I had to tell them that millennials flat out can’t afford their stuff. They seemed surprised. Whatever, man. That ring you just showed me is a year and a half of my salary and jewelry isn’t my thing. I got these earrings at Target. Keep selling to rich old ladies.

Because I’ve had a drink: I went to a meeting there once and they asked if I’ve heard of a nearby jeweler that uses recycled metals in his work. I said no but that sounds really cool. They could not understand why I thought using recycled materials was a good thing. I wanted to scream.