"Ungodly amount of ass ham"

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808dub808 on February 9th, 2020 at 04:55 UTC »

That’s a smiling whale if I’ve ever seen one

Bigfoot_Wears_Uggs on February 9th, 2020 at 05:50 UTC »

I believe at that point, I just remove my diving gear and let nature take its course because there is no way you are ever getting that smell out of your hair.

Chelcsaurus-rex on February 9th, 2020 at 06:08 UTC »

"The men were on a routine expedition to photograph the whales when one of their subjects started blasting an ungodly amount of butt butter into the ocean while spinning in circles, causing what one of the divers called a "poonado." Showing no mercy, the beast didn't stop until a 100-foot-wide cloud of its Mississippi mud had coated the divers and their equipment."

And I thought sharks were the scariest thing in the ocean....

Edit: typos