The day we moved in, our next door neighbor introduced herself to my husband and (adult) son. My husband told her it was just us 2 moving in, and that our children were both adults. My son introduced himself and then said “I live on the streets”. What the hell ever possessed him to say that we’ll never know. Our neighbor thinks we’re weirdos.
When I was a kid, like 8-10, I put "Field Marshal" in front of my name on MSN Messenger. One of my second cousins have been referring to me as "The Field Marshal" ever since. That was almost 20 years ago.
SpicyGambit on January 21st, 2020 at 12:49 UTC »
Worked as a barista. Kid and dad came through with weird "names". Forgot the dad, but I had to call the kid's name as "Sir Pepperoni Dog Farts."
We all had a good laugh.
feelingmyage on January 21st, 2020 at 12:56 UTC »
The day we moved in, our next door neighbor introduced herself to my husband and (adult) son. My husband told her it was just us 2 moving in, and that our children were both adults. My son introduced himself and then said “I live on the streets”. What the hell ever possessed him to say that we’ll never know. Our neighbor thinks we’re weirdos.
Gerf93 on January 21st, 2020 at 14:01 UTC »
When I was a kid, like 8-10, I put "Field Marshal" in front of my name on MSN Messenger. One of my second cousins have been referring to me as "The Field Marshal" ever since. That was almost 20 years ago.