Leonardo DiCaprio Refuses to Date a Woman His Age [OC]

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TrustLittleBrother on January 7th, 2020 at 14:30 UTC »

Sources: Entertainment media (People, DailyMail, Vogue, etc.)

Tools: Microsoft Excel (Yup, 100% Excel, it’s an awesome program)

In honor of Ricky Gervais’ savage roasting of Leonardo DiCaprio at the Golden Globes on Sunday, I decided to update my surprisingly relevant chart from last year. Hope you guys like it!

For those unaware, here’s the pertinent quote from Ricky’s opening monologue at the 2020 Golden Globes:

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is nearly three hours long. Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere, and by the end, his date was too old for him. Even Prince Andrew’s like, “Come on, Leo, mate. You’re nearly 50, son.”

buzzlite on January 7th, 2020 at 15:10 UTC »

Reminds me of a joke Tina Fey said about George Clooney in Gravity. He'd rather die than spend time with a woman his own age.

MindMyBool on January 7th, 2020 at 16:37 UTC »

For a sec I thought someone was reposting this. Glad to see it is an update, but he's still dating the same chick and she's got 3 more years. I hope to see an update to this in 2024.