I worked at a store in high school and on Sunday mornings when the sleepy customers would walk in I would welcome them to Walmart. We were block away on the same road. Most customers had a good laugh with a "you almost got me with that one". A few went back out to check the sign, then come back in laughing. But one Karen went to management claiming I was "impugning her intellegence".
I'll never forget the time I called up a pizza place to make an order and the guy answered with "Toppers, what can I put in your mouth tonight?" I needed a moment to compose myself before I told him I needed a pizza delivered to the porn store where I was working. Then it was his turn to laugh.
Imalittledcup on December 29th, 2019 at 17:03 UTC »
Lol I would've laughed
cavemanwithamonocle on December 29th, 2019 at 17:19 UTC »
I worked at a store in high school and on Sunday mornings when the sleepy customers would walk in I would welcome them to Walmart. We were block away on the same road. Most customers had a good laugh with a "you almost got me with that one". A few went back out to check the sign, then come back in laughing. But one Karen went to management claiming I was "impugning her intellegence".
mstarrbrannigan on December 29th, 2019 at 19:50 UTC »
I'll never forget the time I called up a pizza place to make an order and the guy answered with "Toppers, what can I put in your mouth tonight?" I needed a moment to compose myself before I told him I needed a pizza delivered to the porn store where I was working. Then it was his turn to laugh.
Once in a lifetime moment.