I personally think we should all start doing this.
Don't get me wrong, I don't think for a second that the banks will fall for it..... But just imagine all the man hours they'd have to pay their employees to constantly have to read every contract (like they expect their customers to do, despite never providing them ample time or support to do it)....
As a former banker, this idea fills me with glee.
(edit: everyone telling me all of the ways this won't work, did you not see where I said "Don't get me wrong, I don't think for a second that the banks will fall for it....."?)
Edit 2:. In case it needs saying - don't actually do this. This was just supposed to be a silly pseudo-cathartic imagined scenario. Do not take this as actual advice.
DrBear33 on December 27th, 2019 at 21:03 UTC »
I like how the lawyer for the guy was basically like “not fun is it cock knuckle ?”
rivighi1201 on December 27th, 2019 at 21:04 UTC »
There goes My hero
painfool on December 27th, 2019 at 22:06 UTC »
I personally think we should all start doing this.
Don't get me wrong, I don't think for a second that the banks will fall for it..... But just imagine all the man hours they'd have to pay their employees to constantly have to read every contract (like they expect their customers to do, despite never providing them ample time or support to do it)....
As a former banker, this idea fills me with glee.
(edit: everyone telling me all of the ways this won't work, did you not see where I said "Don't get me wrong, I don't think for a second that the banks will fall for it....."?)
Edit 2:. In case it needs saying - don't actually do this. This was just supposed to be a silly pseudo-cathartic imagined scenario. Do not take this as actual advice.