The_Head_Shrinker on December 21st, 2019 at 16:58 UTC »
"I just want to be that guy you know. Like my friend needs to kill somebody and is like 'awww man, you're gonna have to go buy a gun' and then my friend is like, 'nah, man, I got my buddy Alex to rip his still beating heart from his body'
striped_frog on December 21st, 2019 at 17:02 UTC »
This is analogous to my reasons for wanting to become rich
LeviathanMD on December 21st, 2019 at 17:09 UTC »
r/swolesome
Edit: oh shit that sub is a thing... I only went for the bad pun
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The_Head_Shrinker on December 21st, 2019 at 16:58 UTC »
"I just want to be that guy you know. Like my friend needs to kill somebody and is like 'awww man, you're gonna have to go buy a gun' and then my friend is like, 'nah, man, I got my buddy Alex to rip his still beating heart from his body'
striped_frog on December 21st, 2019 at 17:02 UTC »
This is analogous to my reasons for wanting to become rich
LeviathanMD on December 21st, 2019 at 17:09 UTC »
r/swolesome
Edit: oh shit that sub is a thing... I only went for the bad pun