Roast me! Oh, and did I mention that I just found out my wife is gay and not interested in me.

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Jazkookie00 on December 12nd, 2019 at 16:59 UTC »

No amount of nail polish on your hands is going to make you feminine enough for her to take u back.

DeathSpiral321 on December 12nd, 2019 at 17:18 UTC »

Your wife is still straighter than your eyes.

Ki1lm3pl34s3 on December 12nd, 2019 at 18:13 UTC »

my wife is not interested in me

Could've left this out and we would've connected the dots.