I'm a Swiss army soldier. I'm waiting for my military service to end so I can finally go to university. Roast me.

Vladimir__Puttanesca on November 24th, 2019 at 19:16 UTC »

Swiss Army. So, you’re into cosplay?

extremepanda1018 on November 24th, 2019 at 19:26 UTC »

Your sex life is probably as neutral as your country.

Versailles801 on November 24th, 2019 at 20:12 UTC »

Swiss Army? So you’re really just a paper weight with emotions...