kids are so fucking unintentionally creepy. lol my son can see in a pitch black room somehow and i went to get his laundry basket out the other night (he had been asleep for 3 hours at this point) and as i’m heading towards the door i hear “bye bye” in his little voice and i almost shit myself.
As a kid I would often stare at my parents as they sleep. I only did this cause i would sometimes forget what they looked like. I’d also hide in the weirdest places just to scare people, even at night if I heard someone up I’d sneak out just to scare them. I would hide above the cabinets in the middle of the night just to jump at someone. The first time I did it to my dad. I’d whisper l, “it’s me” then jump attack.
noruthwhatsoever on October 29th, 2019 at 04:25 UTC »
This is the first post on reddit that has made me genuinely laugh out loud in a long time
RomansMommy91 on October 29th, 2019 at 05:07 UTC »
kids are so fucking unintentionally creepy. lol my son can see in a pitch black room somehow and i went to get his laundry basket out the other night (he had been asleep for 3 hours at this point) and as i’m heading towards the door i hear “bye bye” in his little voice and i almost shit myself.
Armageddon-King on October 29th, 2019 at 05:37 UTC »
As a kid I would often stare at my parents as they sleep. I only did this cause i would sometimes forget what they looked like. I’d also hide in the weirdest places just to scare people, even at night if I heard someone up I’d sneak out just to scare them. I would hide above the cabinets in the middle of the night just to jump at someone. The first time I did it to my dad. I’d whisper l, “it’s me” then jump attack.