I literally had someone waste a whole minute of my life today by not noticing a green light until it went red, then he went through and left me getting all the honks...
Edit: The reason I didn't honk is, with all honesty, I forgot. Sometimes I forget that you need to remind someone about the huge responsibility they bear when they're first in line. Just simply doesn't cross my mind sometimes, don't be harsh.
Last week a car was in front of me, first at the red light. I was second. Light turns green and nothing. I gave the cursory two short “hello? You may have not noticed we’re all waiting for you to move” honks. Her head snaps up (clearly an indicator she was looking at her phone or maybe just down at her crotch- whatever) and gives me the finger in the rear view mirror. I kind of just smiled and shook my head. This proceeded to piss her off even more, I suppose. She spent the next five miles cutting me off, slamming on her brakes, and turning her washer fluid on full blast, still shaking said finger in mirror. Lady, I sincerely hope that soon you either get some therapy or maybe get laid.
Scientists have determined the shortest amount of time that can be measured. It’s the interval between the light in front you turning green and the New York taxi driver behind you honking their horn.
Phawzi on October 9th, 2019 at 11:41 UTC »
I literally had someone waste a whole minute of my life today by not noticing a green light until it went red, then he went through and left me getting all the honks...
Edit: The reason I didn't honk is, with all honesty, I forgot. Sometimes I forget that you need to remind someone about the huge responsibility they bear when they're first in line. Just simply doesn't cross my mind sometimes, don't be harsh.
Mamasus on October 9th, 2019 at 13:24 UTC »
Last week a car was in front of me, first at the red light. I was second. Light turns green and nothing. I gave the cursory two short “hello? You may have not noticed we’re all waiting for you to move” honks. Her head snaps up (clearly an indicator she was looking at her phone or maybe just down at her crotch- whatever) and gives me the finger in the rear view mirror. I kind of just smiled and shook my head. This proceeded to piss her off even more, I suppose. She spent the next five miles cutting me off, slamming on her brakes, and turning her washer fluid on full blast, still shaking said finger in mirror. Lady, I sincerely hope that soon you either get some therapy or maybe get laid.
zeptimius on October 9th, 2019 at 13:29 UTC »
Scientists have determined the shortest amount of time that can be measured. It’s the interval between the light in front you turning green and the New York taxi driver behind you honking their horn.