Not even a warning shot. Moms come through the door making more noise than Yosemite Sam entering a saloon.....meanwhile Im waking up trying to process wtf is going on
ALostPeople on September 27th, 2019 at 14:12 UTC »
Lmao when you halfway to getting a nuke in MW2 and ya mom hits you w this text. But you already knew that cause you heard the beep of her SUV in front of the drive way. So you say alright give me a sec but the game taking a bit longer than usual. And ya friend started telling you a story about the girl you been feeling on and how she said you were cute. You hear the car beep again and you throw on ya Walmart shorts but can’t find ya slides so you have to wear ya moms size 5 sandals from five summers ago looking like a clown. Go outside and ya mom is carrying 6 bags on each arm talking about how she has to do everything in this gotdamn house smh
Al_the_Renegade on September 27th, 2019 at 11:31 UTC »
Mah: eMPTY HANDS???? Me and my sis: empty stomachs...
Kaymojohnson on September 27th, 2019 at 13:42 UTC »
Not even a warning shot. Moms come through the door making more noise than Yosemite Sam entering a saloon.....meanwhile Im waking up trying to process wtf is going on
ALostPeople on September 27th, 2019 at 14:12 UTC »
Lmao when you halfway to getting a nuke in MW2 and ya mom hits you w this text. But you already knew that cause you heard the beep of her SUV in front of the drive way. So you say alright give me a sec but the game taking a bit longer than usual. And ya friend started telling you a story about the girl you been feeling on and how she said you were cute. You hear the car beep again and you throw on ya Walmart shorts but can’t find ya slides so you have to wear ya moms size 5 sandals from five summers ago looking like a clown. Go outside and ya mom is carrying 6 bags on each arm talking about how she has to do everything in this gotdamn house smh