My favourite rare insult of all time

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HauschkasFoot on September 20th, 2019 at 22:45 UTC »

I don’t get people like him. He’s running around pissing off the world, and all sorts of people with investigative powers, and he’s still trying to expand and grow and dominate the global market. Dude is worth $70 billion. How are the headaches and bad press and risk worth it? Cash out, move on, and chill out and do whatever the fuck You want for the rest of your life.

Just1morefix on September 20th, 2019 at 22:49 UTC »

Yeah, it's just lurking under the surface. Cell by cell he succumbs to the vile corruption. The color drains from his face, skin becomes pallid and moist. His organs slowly suffer necrosis and his consciousness shifts from intrusive social networks...to warm, bloody flesh.

bupthesnut on September 21st, 2019 at 00:54 UTC »

It's funny. They say that one of the keys to being good looking is having a very symmetrical face.

His face is extremely symmetrical from the looks of it, but it's just one sallow, deathly side perfectly reflected onto the other.