Now I'm picturing Trump lording over his birthday cake for three days while he eats every bite and fends off any attempts by anyone else to share in the German chocolate.
Honestly, this is probably the most humor I've gotten from something political in a long time without the inevitable feeling of existential dread that follows soon after
RoryTheMustardKing on September 9th, 2019 at 00:15 UTC »
Now I'm picturing Trump lording over his birthday cake for three days while he eats every bite and fends off any attempts by anyone else to share in the German chocolate.
PrimemevalTitan on September 9th, 2019 at 00:41 UTC »
Honestly, this is probably the most humor I've gotten from something political in a long time without the inevitable feeling of existential dread that follows soon after
RANDYRANDYRANDY420 on September 9th, 2019 at 01:37 UTC »
Yeah. One person brings the cake to share with 90% of people.
Another person brings soda to share with 90% of people.
Another person brings beer to share with 90% of people.
Another person brings paper plates, cups, and forks to share with 90% of people.
Isn't sharing for the common good wonderful so you don't have to worry about all the extra shit?