1) Hell yeah I believe in Jesus. If he says we need to fertilize the lawn twice a year, you better believe we are going to fertilize twice per year. 2) I'm willing to wait for marriage. This will give us a chance to practice the sex in meantime. 3) Yesnot simultaneously though 4) I'm willing to pick you up if you are under 120 (Sciatica issues) 5) Payment on first date is fine, it'll be on the bathroom counter in an envelope labeled "Donation". I usually pay $180/hour but if you are a former gymnast I'm willing to go as high as $250.
Interesting strategy. While yes, 90% percent of people will think she's crazy, I definitely know some Christian guys who would go right along with this and be super pumped they could answer "yes" to every question.
It's kind of like announcing your kink really early on. Sure 90% of people will just brush you off, but if that's really all you're interested in, you kind of want people you don't mesh with to run away as fast as they can. It's one way to avoid wasting time I guess.
Thebignuch on August 9th, 2019 at 11:42 UTC »
I mean there’s something to be said about just laying all your cards out on the table like that, I guess.
starstarstar42 on August 9th, 2019 at 12:20 UTC »
1) Hell yeah I believe in Jesus. If he says we need to fertilize the lawn twice a year, you better believe we are going to fertilize twice per year. 2) I'm willing to wait for marriage. This will give us a chance to practice the sex in meantime. 3) Yesnot simultaneously though 4) I'm willing to pick you up if you are under 120 (Sciatica issues) 5) Payment on first date is fine, it'll be on the bathroom counter in an envelope labeled "Donation". I usually pay $180/hour but if you are a former gymnast I'm willing to go as high as $250.
Oopsimapanda on August 9th, 2019 at 13:39 UTC »
Interesting strategy. While yes, 90% percent of people will think she's crazy, I definitely know some Christian guys who would go right along with this and be super pumped they could answer "yes" to every question.
It's kind of like announcing your kink really early on. Sure 90% of people will just brush you off, but if that's really all you're interested in, you kind of want people you don't mesh with to run away as fast as they can. It's one way to avoid wasting time I guess.