A Good Firm Handshake should open up doors.

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MuppetHolocaust on August 7th, 2019 at 13:44 UTC »

Make sure you print your resume on colored card stock! It will stand out that way!

Zorcron on August 7th, 2019 at 14:06 UTC »

I would actually be down for this because it would either confirm my angry feelings toward the people who give me bad advice in my life, or it would give me a really good example of how to succeed at something I’m struggling with. Win-win.

MisterOminous on August 7th, 2019 at 14:22 UTC »

Oh you mean like my dad who told me to call my local politician to help me get a job in the government because I am a constituent and they are obligated to help me.

Edit: me have issues with grammar