Elderly lady behind me on a flight. Even after asking nicely, she wouldn't move them and told me to try meditation to calm down...

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image showing Elderly lady behind me on a flight. Even after asking nicely, she wouldn't move them and told me to try meditation to calm down...

ItsYourHippie on August 5th, 2019 at 18:57 UTC »

Sneeze on them

OrageBufera on August 5th, 2019 at 19:24 UTC »

Draw a dick on her foot.

Darrgen on August 5th, 2019 at 20:31 UTC »

My form of meditation is passive aggression. This type is called the hygiene assault: spit on her feet and tell her it looks sexier that way and you changed your mind about her moving them.