I joined Reddit two years ago after neither of my parents wished me a happy birthday. Try to make me cry harder than I did that day.

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ProjectPat0803 on July 24th, 2019 at 02:30 UTC »

I dont know what's more pathetic, your parents not wishing you a happy birthday, or you pretending that there is someone out there who actually asked you to marry them.

tom814 on July 24th, 2019 at 02:31 UTC »

You look like a background character in a VHS porno from the 80's.

Ikias_es on July 24th, 2019 at 03:25 UTC »

It's kinda hard for them to remember your birthday when you eat cake everyday.