So humid in Minnesota today I could unfold my fortune cookie.

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thoawaydatrash on July 16th, 2019 at 18:53 UTC »

That fortune definitely does not apply to Oberyn Martell.

FishDontKrillMyVibe on July 16th, 2019 at 18:53 UTC »

Is this fortune a Brokeback Mountain reference?

Mesoscale92 on July 16th, 2019 at 20:15 UTC »

Ah, Minnesota. Where you can both melt fortune cookies and freeze antifreeze.