Where do you even begin with this?

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HeavenlyRose on June 17th, 2019 at 15:00 UTC »

According to the Bible Jesus wasn't a Christian, he was a Jew. Born "King of the Jews," in fact. And as has been pointed out multiple times here, he would not have been Nordic in appearance, he would have been a dusky-skinned dark-haired Jew indicative of the area he was born. Also, the Bible says he had "hair like lamb's wool," so he had a Jew fro.

yomer123123 on June 17th, 2019 at 15:32 UTC »

Blond hair, blue eyes

You’re describing something, it’s not Jesus though...

FunkyPete on June 17th, 2019 at 16:39 UTC »

✓ Hangs out with prostitutes ✓