Many years ago I went to a Chinese restaurant with my wife and a friend just before the friend and I headed off to a week-long ethnic music retreat (my wife was staying home). My friend and I both got the same fortune: "You will attend a party where strange customs are present." My wife's fortune was "You will find an exciting new romance."
Rook_Castle on June 16th, 2019 at 17:15 UTC »
She's casually pushing the bill in your direction while you're distracted.
She's a pro.
klsi832 on June 16th, 2019 at 17:19 UTC »
"Well, open up the 'Stick with your wife' barrel."
AccordionORama on June 16th, 2019 at 20:57 UTC »
Many years ago I went to a Chinese restaurant with my wife and a friend just before the friend and I headed off to a week-long ethnic music retreat (my wife was staying home). My friend and I both got the same fortune: "You will attend a party where strange customs are present." My wife's fortune was "You will find an exciting new romance."